Boxy Tee — "Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today" Funny Retro Graphic

A roomy, vintage-styled boxy tee that speaks with a wink. The cropped, boxy silhouette sits loose across the shoulders and falls with a casual, lived-in drape — great for layering or wearing on its own. Heavy ring-spun US cotton and pigment dye give the fabric substance and a softly faded, retro palette that ages beautifully. Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape keeps the neckline steady while a sewn-in twill label adds a polished, small-batch feel. The playful, colorful graphic at the front injects attitude and humor without feeling loud — it reads like a badge you’d wear to brunch, a road trip, or a late-night hangout. Expect natural shade variations from the pigment-dye process; each tee is slightly unique.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for strength and smooth printability
- Heavy-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) for structure and durability
- Boxy, slightly cropped fit for an effortless, modern silhouette
- Pigment-dyed colors for a soft vintage look with natural shade variation
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape and sewn-in twill label for stability and finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean