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T-Shirt — Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Graphic Tee

T-Shirt — Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today Graphic Tee

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This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee carries a cheeky, colorful badge-style design that reads “Let’s Keep the Dumbfuckery to Minimum Today.” The relaxed fit and soft, lived-in dye give the shirt an easygoing, worn-in feel—like a favorite you reach for when you want to make people laugh without trying too hard. The bright, playful lettering and stars add a retro carnival energy that contrasts with the blunt, witty message, making it a conversation starter for casual days, meetups, or low-key runs into town. It sits comfortably in the wardrobe of someone who appreciates deadpan humor, bold graphics, and durable everyday wear.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton—soft and long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for strength and clean look
- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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